#45

Thanx Jared.

#44

Neo & Tricky's family has 4 boys and 3 girls.

En español:

La familia de Neo y Tricky tienen cuatro hijos y tres chicas.

#43

scrambled faces were
ashton kutcher
martin lawrence
and
tom hanks

#42

On the polls, the men would prefer to receive a BLOWJOB while the women would rather get DILDOS from their Secret Santas. (figures.. smh)


No guy picked socks & underwear and no lady picked babysitter.(figures again)


(((how many of the guys who picked BLOW JOB had a male Secret Santa?)))

#41

1. whoopi goldberg
2. willard pugh
3. danny glover
4. margaret avery
5. oprah winfrey
6. akosua busia

the color purple
directed by steven spielberg

#40

tic tac toe

#39

Nice Nile was a trillionaire before he opened the toy store.

#38

I'm the winner

#37

1. repeat after me
2. you're under arrest
3. banana split
4. one way or another
5. frankenstein
6. stuck up
7. illegal
8. paradox

#36

Brunson got to Duchess Island when the water around the island was frozen and he walked across.

#35

lightswitch

#34

Tweety was on Mrs. Bumbabug's head.

#33

1. sally jesse raphael
2. geraldo rivera
3. ricki lake
4. phil donahue
5. richard bey
6. jenny jones

#32

Farmer Thomas had 16 dogs and 5 turkeys.

#31

If there are 8 pieces of candy and you take 3, then you have 3.

UC #30 - THE TRAVELING LEPRECHAUN

Answers:
TRAIN, BUS, CAR, BOAT, FERRY, WALK, JET, HORSE, BICYCLE, AND TRUCK

BONUS = LUCKY

UC #29 - EIGHT IS ENOUGH

First, lets find each Brown child's age.

Lynn = 19
Kelly = 13
Stephanie - 3 = Jenny & Jamie
Jamie = 12 (so Jenny = 12, too)
So this means Stephanie = 15
Gina = 10
Scott = 16.
We know Michael was born in 1999, therefore he is younger than Scott. But the riddle says Michael was the family's first son....

Therefore, Scott must be adopted. :)

UC #28 PARKER BROTHERS

If Willie is 20 and is four times Tony's age, that makes Tony five years old.

This means, Willie and Tony are 15 years apart.

Since Willie is 15 years older than Tony, Tony will be 15 when Willie is twice his age, 30.

Picasso was the only one to get this correct. Great job.

UC #27 - KNOCK KNOCK

The correct answer was: yellow key.

Why?
The yellow key was a hidden clue. It was left under Jay-Z's birthday cake which was under his Happy Birthday message.

A few of you got that one. Good job.

UC #26 - YOU GUYS CAN WAKE UP NOW

All items end with the letter 'P'

UC#25 - EL PRESIDENTE

1. John F. Kennedy or JFK
2. Theodore or Teddy Roosevelt
3. George W. Bush ( is not a former president. he is currently the president. OOPS!)
4. Ronald Reagan
5. Benjamin Franklin (has never been the president)
6. Dwight D. Eisenhower or IKE
7. Abraham or Abe Lincoln
8. Jimmy Carter
9. John A. Garfield

(last names were also acceptable)

UC #23 - Aww Gee Thanx Mr. Mellowsherm

There are 1.5 dozen donuts left. (or 1 ½)

Started out with 3 dozen or 36 donuts

36
-2 (dawn evans)
34
-5 (ron jenkins)
29
-8 (maurice valentine)
21
-2 (shirley hampton & boss)
19
+18 (maurice valentine)
37
-19 (second shift)
18 donuts left = 1½ dozen

UC #22 EYE C U!

1. mariah carey
2. rihanna
3. ben affleck
4. judge judy
5. brandy
6. eminem
7. vivica fox
8. the rock or dwayne johnson

uc #21 lunch time

1. applebee's
2. mcdonald's
3. taco bell
4. olive garden
5. arby's
6. sonic

UC #20

Chris Tucker is speaking of marijuana.

UC #19 - CELEBRITY KIDS EXPOSED

UC #18 - GHOSTFACE KILLAH

1. Nicole Richie
2. Whoopi Goldberg
3. Whitney Houston
4. Malcolm Jamal-Warner
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Bill Murray

UC #17 - THEM TOONS

1. Grape Ape (or The Great Grape Ape)
2. Johnny Quest
3. Curious George
4. Penny Proud
5. Captain Caveman
6. Slimer (not Ghostbusters for all of you who gave that answer)
7. Scrappy Doo (not Scrappy)
8. Darkwing Duck
9. Bam-Bam or Bam Bam Rubble

UC #15 - CARFAX.COM

1. chevy avalanche
2. ford taurus
3. cadillac cts
4. chevy monte carlo
5. ford mustang
6. honda civic
7. mitsubishi galant
8. nissan sentra
9. chevy cavalier
10. honda accord

UC #14 - CALL THE MOO-RY SHOW!

None of the cows were Lil Jamie's father. Cows are female.

UC #12 - REMEMBER THE GODS?

The 2 Hindu Gods which appeared on the blog were
Vayu and Kubera

UC #11 - CANE YA HEAR ME?

Answer = 22 canes

128 canes to start
-23 (marvin)
-43 (joe)
-19 (mo)
-19 (larry)
-11 (larry again)
+13 (mo)

102 stolen all together
26 should be left

but only 4 were left
so 22 were stolen by an unknown resident

UC #9 - 25 POINT BONUS

The family is from Cambodia.

UC #8 - U DOG GONE DUMMY!

1. pekingnese
2. doberman pincher
3. chihuahua
4. greyhound
5. irish setter
6. beagle
7. german shepherd
8. st. bernard
9. siberian husky

UC #7 - LOVE THY NEIGHBOR

1. Mr. Furley - Three's Company
2. Fred Mertz - I Love Lucy
3. Julio - Sanford & Son
4. Bud - Cosby Show
5. Wilona - Good Times
6. Kimmy - Full House
7. Bruh Man - Martin

UC #6 - Lucky Ducks

There are 4 rubber duckies.

UC #5 - WHAT ABOUT BOB?

John = Jim
Joe = 15

James = 3 + Jake
Jake = Jason - 8

Jason (+/-2) Justin

Jake = Jordan

Jordan = Jaylen + 4

Jerry = 25
James = 24
Jake = 21
Jason = 29
Jordan = 21
Jaylen = 17

Jaylen and Jason are 12 years apart.

UC #4 - FLAG ON THE PLAY

1. nigeria
2. alaska
3. suriname
4. thailand
5. italy
6. chad
7. chile
8. sri lanka

UC #3 - ORAL FETISH ANSWERS

1. paris hilton
2. oprah winfrey
3. missy elliott
4. mary j. blige
5. beyonce
6. tyra banks
7. britney spears
8. michelle obama

U.C. #2 - Name That Substance

1. tapioca pudding
2. potato salad
3. cottage cheese
4. vanilla ice cream
5. mashed potatoes
6. ranch dressing
7. clam chowder
8. mayonnaise
9. white rice

U.C. #1 LOCO LOGOS

1. taco bell
2. mercedes benz
3. purina
4. paramount
5. sprint
6. pbs
7. target
8. pringles
9. rolling stones
10. planters
11. miller high life
12. fruit of the loom
13. kool-aid
14. kraft
15. shell
16. mattel
17. pizza hut
18. visa
19. general mills
20. pennzoil