Friday, December 5, 2008

UC#25 - EL PRESIDENTE

1. John F. Kennedy or JFK
2. Theodore or Teddy Roosevelt
3. George W. Bush ( is not a former president. he is currently the president. OOPS!)
4. Ronald Reagan
5. Benjamin Franklin (has never been the president)
6. Dwight D. Eisenhower or IKE
7. Abraham or Abe Lincoln
8. Jimmy Carter
9. John A. Garfield

(last names were also acceptable)

UC #23 - Aww Gee Thanx Mr. Mellowsherm

There are 1.5 dozen donuts left. (or 1 ½)

Started out with 3 dozen or 36 donuts

36
-2 (dawn evans)
34
-5 (ron jenkins)
29
-8 (maurice valentine)
21
-2 (shirley hampton & boss)
19
+18 (maurice valentine)
37
-19 (second shift)
18 donuts left = 1½ dozen

UC #22 EYE C U!

1. mariah carey
2. rihanna
3. ben affleck
4. judge judy
5. brandy
6. eminem
7. vivica fox
8. the rock or dwayne johnson

uc #21 lunch time

1. applebee's
2. mcdonald's
3. taco bell
4. olive garden
5. arby's
6. sonic

UC #20

Chris Tucker is speaking of marijuana.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

UC #19 - CELEBRITY KIDS EXPOSED


UC #18 - GHOSTFACE KILLAH

1. Nicole Richie
2. Whoopi Goldberg
3. Whitney Houston
4. Malcolm Jamal-Warner
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Bill Murray

UC #17 - THEM TOONS

1. Grape Ape (or The Great Grape Ape)
2. Johnny Quest
3. Curious George
4. Penny Proud
5. Captain Caveman
6. Slimer (not Ghostbusters for all of you who gave that answer)
7. Scrappy Doo (not Scrappy)
8. Darkwing Duck
9. Bam-Bam or Bam Bam Rubble

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

UC #15 - CARFAX.COM

1. chevy avalanche
2. ford taurus
3. cadillac cts
4. chevy monte carlo
5. ford mustang
6. honda civic
7. mitsubishi galant
8. nissan sentra
9. chevy cavalier
10. honda accord

UC #14 - CALL THE MOO-RY SHOW!

None of the cows were Lil Jamie's father. Cows are female.

UC #12 - REMEMBER THE GODS?

The 2 Hindu Gods which appeared on the blog were
Vayu and Kubera

UC #11 - CANE YA HEAR ME?

Answer = 22 canes

128 canes to start
-23 (marvin)
-43 (joe)
-19 (mo)
-19 (larry)
-11 (larry again)
+13 (mo)

102 stolen all together
26 should be left

but only 4 were left
so 22 were stolen by an unknown resident

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

UC #9 - 25 POINT BONUS

The family is from Cambodia.

UC #8 - U DOG GONE DUMMY!

1. pekingnese
2. doberman pincher
3. chihuahua
4. greyhound
5. irish setter
6. beagle
7. german shepherd
8. st. bernard
9. siberian husky

UC #7 - LOVE THY NEIGHBOR

1. Mr. Furley - Three's Company
2. Fred Mertz - I Love Lucy
3. Julio - Sanford & Son
4. Bud - Cosby Show
5. Wilona - Good Times
6. Kimmy - Full House
7. Bruh Man - Martin

UC #6 - Lucky Ducks

There are 4 rubber duckies.

UC #5 - WHAT ABOUT BOB?

John = Jim
Joe = 15

James = 3 + Jake
Jake = Jason - 8

Jason (+/-2) Justin

Jake = Jordan

Jordan = Jaylen + 4

Jerry = 25
James = 24
Jake = 21
Jason = 29
Jordan = 21
Jaylen = 17

Jaylen and Jason are 12 years apart.

UC #4 - FLAG ON THE PLAY

1. nigeria
2. alaska
3. suriname
4. thailand
5. italy
6. chad
7. chile
8. sri lanka

Monday, December 1, 2008

UC #3 - ORAL FETISH ANSWERS

1. paris hilton
2. oprah winfrey
3. missy elliott
4. mary j. blige
5. beyonce
6. tyra banks
7. britney spears
8. michelle obama

U.C. #2 - Name That Substance

1. tapioca pudding
2. potato salad
3. cottage cheese
4. vanilla ice cream
5. mashed potatoes
6. ranch dressing
7. clam chowder
8. mayonnaise
9. white rice